CuntBiscuit of the Week — Week 26 2026
Lord Sugar’s Hairline Detective Agency
During World Cup coverage, Lord Sugar reportedly became fascinated by whether Roy Keane was wearing a wig.
The evidence file
This nomination is for the moment a football tournament somehow became a forensic investigation into Roy Keane’s forehead. The case for biscuitry: when the world wants match analysis and you give them Wig Watch 2026, the biscuit committee must at least open a file. This is presented as satire/opinion based on publicly reported social-media comments.
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