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CuntBiscuit of the Week — Week 26 2026

The Overenthusiastic Crowd Wave

A World Cup fan reportedly lost her phone while joining in with the crowd wave, producing peak stadium slapstick.

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This nomination is not for the fan personally, because we have all been overexcited idiots at some point. This is for the cosmic betrayal of physics, glass barriers and mobile phones. The case for biscuitry: a phone doing a dramatic exit during the wave is exactly the sort of needless nonsense this award was built for. Satire/opinion only.

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