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This week’s nominees

Spectacular moments of absolute knobbery, presented for public opinion.

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CuntBiscuit of the Week — Week 26 2026

Ottawa’s “Pubic Squares” Sign Disaster

A public-space campaign in Ottawa reportedly managed to lose one tiny letter and gain one enormous international laugh.

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CuntBiscuit of the Week — Week 26 2026

Lord Sugar Launches the Roy Keane Wig Inquiry

During World Cup coverage, Lord Sugar reportedly became fascinated by whether Roy Keane was wearing a wig.

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CuntBiscuit of the Week — Week 26 2026

The Fan Whose Phone Joined the Crowd Wave

A World Cup fan reportedly lost her phone while joining in with the crowd wave, producing peak stadium slapstick.

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CuntBiscuit of the Week — Week 26 2026

The Heatwave That Sent Yodelers Into Fountains

A Swiss yodeling festival reportedly got so hot that performers ended up singing from fountains.

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CuntBiscuit of the Week — Week 26 2026

Merlin the Duck Steals Mexico’s World Cup Spotlight

A duck in a Mexico football shirt reportedly became an unofficial World Cup celebrity.

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